Kickball Casanova

Fall 2013

Hey Canyon Hey! I know most of you are itching for some WAKA kickball. Our soldiers have returned back from Vegas and we are almost a go for week 6. Next week is the perfect opportunity for you to strut your stuff and make your move! Theme Weeks are a Canyon favorite! Next week's theme is "Smartphone App." This one will be challenging, but will get you to work on your group bondage, I mean bonding. After the games, head over to the bar in costume for a 50/50 ticket raffle hosted by Team Awesome! Maybe you can find someone to upstart your hard-drive. Or if you are in need of some user interface, have dirty data that needs to be cleaned, need someone to nybble your spreadsheet, or having issues with your plug and play, this theme night you won't want to miss! And if you win the 50/50 raffle, don’t forget, it’s rude to not offer breakfast to your bed-mate.  Or at least coffee. Keep it classy.

KRISTINA KING
Age: 31
Team: WAKA Shame
Current City: Thousand Oaks
Occupation: E-Cig/ Vape Guru
Likes:
1. Halloween/ Costumes
2. Sarcasm
3. Being awesome with my gaggle
Dislikes:
1. Serious people
2. Coffee
3. Thinking of things I dislike

DREW MILLIAN
Age: 23
Team: WAKA Shame
Current City: Ventura

Likes:
1. Puppies
2. Beer
3. Theatrical Poetry
Dislikes:
1. Mean People
2. Wedgies
3. Condoms

  Occupation: Sales engineer

 


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H.E.L.L.O. Kickballas!!! Hope you have your travel plans made for Founder’s Cup Fun Games… This party is going down in exactly 1 WEEK!!! You don’t want to miss a weekend of kickball, parties, and, of course, VEGAS!  Plus, see all the catches we have in Canyon? Just imagine meeting kickballers from the entire nation!!!  Okay, now back to the important stuff… here are two of our very own Casanovas heading to Las Vegas next week.

BECKY ALDERSON
Age: 32
Team: Honey Badger Nation
Current City: Westlake Village
Occupation: High School Math and Dance Teacher
Likes:
1. Wine
2. Camping
3. 80’s music
Dislikes:
1. Bad Drivers
2. Seafood
3. Losing

JESSE BALES
Age: 29
Team: Team AWESOME!
Current City: Reseda
Occupation: UCLA Departmental Staff
Likes:
1. Sushi
2. Recreation
3. Game of Thrones
Dislikes:
1. Motorcycles
2. Sarah Palin
3. Traffic

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Oh HAY WAKA CA Canyon Fall 2013 Kickballers!!!! I know you missed Kickball Casanova during the break… but, have no fear! I’m back!  For those of you new to the kickin’ scene, this little blog ditty will help you check out some fresh meat, and introduce you to some other lovely folks who frequent Peppertree Playfields each week!  Don’t see that hottie you’re eyeing as one of the lucky Casanova candidates?  Drop me a line at canyonnewsletter@gmail.com and let me know who you’re dying to get the DL on… I’ll find out for ya, and feature it here! 

Now, lets get down to business.

MEREDITH MCWADE
Age: 31
Team: Team AWESOME!
Current City: Camarillo
Occupation: Part-time Entrepreneur/ Full-time Pimp
Likes:
1. My furbabies, Scruffy and Walter
2. My four month old niece, Baby K
3. Scuba diving, carnitas chipotle pizza from Toppers, being adventurous, frequent flyer miles, bbqing with kickballers by the pool, Netflix (that all counts as 1, right?!)
Dislikes:
1. Snakes
2. Escalators
3. Belly Buttons

ERIK MATHRE
Age: 25
Team: Fresh Prince of Ball Air
Current City: Thousand Oaks
Occupation: AMS Support Rep
Likes:
1. Sports
2. Camping and Traveling
3. The color green
Dislikes:
1. Indian Food
2. Complaining
3. Traffic

 Spring 2013

Time for Week 4!!!  AND TIME FOR BINGO!!! Who doesn’t love Bingo? Why do the old people have all the fun??  Pull up a barstool right next to your sweetie, and use some more of these super smooth pickup lines… Good luck!

Wanna play with my dauber?
How about you give me your lucky numbers?
I’ll punch out your card.
Free space? I’ve got something for you to stick right there…



ON THE MARKET- Check out these awesome single peeps!

Rona
Evil League of Evil
Ideal first date: Dodger game… Dodger dog… we’ll see where that goes ;)
Enjoys: Dancing, Disneyland, the company of her beautiful children
Dislikes: Haters, braggers and onions… no dragon breath here!




Miles
How’s My Kick Taste
Ideal first date: Flip cup at Azars
Enjoys: Subarus, Taylor Swift, bad bitches
Dislikes: Kickballers, AA meetings, Vegetarians

Kickball Casanova  Helping you find love on the field!

Week 3 is here! That’s one week closer to booze bus insanity! You’ve come to kickball all sexy in that oversized T of yours, but have you gotten his or her attention yet??? Don’t worry, the booze bus will be a great time to have that first chat… they’re a little smashed, you’re a little smashed.. it’ll work out just fine… said no one ever.  Here are a couple of costume dos and don’ts so you can appropriately break the ice before getting sloshed!  Good luck! 

                     YES                                                                    PLEASE DON’T

    

                                                           

                       

UUUUUUUUMMMM….                                                 HAAAAAAAAAYYYYY

     

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                                                                                              TO SINGLE TOWN

    

ON THE MARKET- More awesome single peeps!

Kris

Honey Badgers Reloaded

Ideal first date: Opportunity for chivalry... some sushi… a movie (Disney/Pixar being a first choice)…this guy is a catch.

Enjoys: Family-loving, loyal girls, wakeboarding, Duchess

Dislikes: Sourpusses, girls who won’t get a little dirty, sunburns

Nicole C.

Bunt Cakes

Ideal first date: Dinner and a nice walk on the beach

Enjoys: Scattergories, her two puppies, Mexican food

Dislikes: Scoundrels, ugly feet

Helping you find love on the field!

It’s Canyon, week 2! You’ve now had an opportunity to scout out that sexy guy on HMKT, or that cutie on BC… but what next!?!? The Kickball Casanova is here to give you some scoring pointers!  Good luck! 

PICKUP LINES

• Your pop fly made my fly pop
• I didn’t believe in angels in the outfield… until I saw you play.
• Wanna round my bases?
• Bench me.

ON THE MARKET- Meet these awesome single peeps!

Mariana

Cojones de Conejo

Ideal first date: Casual cup of coffee

Enjoys: Bicycle rides and live music

Dislikes: Ignorance and chicken livers

Chris

How’s my kick taste?

Ideal first date: Racing at MB2

Enjoys: Bacon and scratch-n-sniff stickers

Dislikes: Bugs… and non-bacon things