Take It From the Veterans

Now that we’ve gotten out the 1st week jitters, it’s high time we share a few tips to the rookies:

1. Don’t leave your phone unattended. Even those you think you can trust are not very trustworthy when it comes to your cellular device. Right, Devin?

2. Kickball is a 3rd grade sport. In 3rd grade we all learned that “caring is sharing.” So feel free to share that “Gatorade” of yours!

3. Everyone knows about your “secret relationship.” We all see you sitting next to each other on the bench, and both of you arriving to Azar’s later than everyone else. We all know you’re the last ones to leave the field because you were busy playing tonsil hockey in his car. We all know. Actually, you were really drunk last week and told a friend, who told a friend, who told me. I swore I wouldn’t tell. My bad!

4. We all love flip cup. We all take flip cup seriously. Please bring beer with you to the flip cup tables. When you leave to get beer/smoke/pee everyone is discussing what a jerk you are and trying to replace you. Don’t be that jerk!

5. Kickball is a dirty, dirty sport. The dirt in your eyes on the field can be a terrible thing. What’s not terrible are the awesome pickup lines we have at our disposal. I can do it in 11 positions, can you? Wanna round my bases? You’re welcome.

6. You shouldn’t yell or argue with the refs, ever. But accidents happen and what better way to make amends than to buy that amazing ref a drink at Azar’s to let ‘em know you’re sorry! All will be forgiven.

7. We’re not 5, so let’s use the restroom BEFORE the game starts. Peppertree’s restrooms aren’t close by and believe it or not there are penalties should you be MIA when it’s your turn to kick!

8. Remember how kickball is a 3rd grade sport? By then we should all know that name-calling is also a no-no.

9.  I would also advise you to save up your sick and vacation days for Tuesdays. Those Monday nights at Azar’s can be A LOT of fun!

10. And last, but not least, kickball is all about having fun! Have fun out there! Have even more fun by joining us at Azar’s after games and participating in all of the fun things we do. It’s not a shameless plug, it’s the truth!